Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Footnotes
-- Fidel Castro. Word on the street is he's very sick. See, kids, that's why we warn you that smoking kills! Bullying and oppressing your people is still fine, though.
-- Sexy Coincidence. Roommate Liz accidentally walked into the kitchen in her underwear while the cleaning lady was there yesterday. And, oddly enough, the cleaning lady was also changing her clothes at that point. I feel a Penthouse Letter coming on here.
-- Mel Gibson. How shocking to imagine that a man who gets his kicks by beating up Christ for two hours might have some issues.
-- The Heat Wave. Finally, a new dull topic of conversation for your morning elevator ride! Because "how was your weekend?" is really only good through Tuesday.
-- Project Runway. The sight of Tim Gunn with a dozen puppies may well be the most surreal image on television this year. Although David Hasselhof sobbing at the American Idol finale is still right up there.
-- Fidel Castro. Word on the street is he's very sick. See, kids, that's why we warn you that smoking kills! Bullying and oppressing your people is still fine, though.
-- Sexy Coincidence. Roommate Liz accidentally walked into the kitchen in her underwear while the cleaning lady was there yesterday. And, oddly enough, the cleaning lady was also changing her clothes at that point. I feel a Penthouse Letter coming on here.
-- Mel Gibson. How shocking to imagine that a man who gets his kicks by beating up Christ for two hours might have some issues.
-- The Heat Wave. Finally, a new dull topic of conversation for your morning elevator ride! Because "how was your weekend?" is really only good through Tuesday.
-- Project Runway. The sight of Tim Gunn with a dozen puppies may well be the most surreal image on television this year. Although David Hasselhof sobbing at the American Idol finale is still right up there.
