Monday, May 14, 2007
May Sweeps Stunts Revisited
CSI: New York -- It's CSI's most shocking case yet, for reasons that have yet to be explained to my satisfaction.
Ugly Betty -- Vanessa Williams loses an arm when, after an entire season of abuse, the scenery finally chews back.
The Unit -- It turns out this show isn't about what I thought it was about at all. Too bad.
The Bachelor -- The final two contestants realize that no man could ever be more important than their self respect, and are immediately replaced with rejects from Flavor of Love: Charm School.
Two and a Half Men -- Charlie gets rickets, with hilarious consequences.
The Ghost Whisperer -- The ghost whisperer encounters a mystery that causes her shirt to get really wet and clingy.
American Idol -- In the most stunning twist in the history of Idol, the eliminated finalist is summarily executed.
The George Lopez Show -- George breaks out a third, never before seen facial expression.
Grey's Anatomy -- Bea Arthur guest stars as a pleurisy patient with a sexy secret.
CSI: New York -- It's CSI's most shocking case yet, for reasons that have yet to be explained to my satisfaction.
Ugly Betty -- Vanessa Williams loses an arm when, after an entire season of abuse, the scenery finally chews back.
The Unit -- It turns out this show isn't about what I thought it was about at all. Too bad.
The Bachelor -- The final two contestants realize that no man could ever be more important than their self respect, and are immediately replaced with rejects from Flavor of Love: Charm School.
Two and a Half Men -- Charlie gets rickets, with hilarious consequences.
The Ghost Whisperer -- The ghost whisperer encounters a mystery that causes her shirt to get really wet and clingy.
American Idol -- In the most stunning twist in the history of Idol, the eliminated finalist is summarily executed.
The George Lopez Show -- George breaks out a third, never before seen facial expression.
Grey's Anatomy -- Bea Arthur guest stars as a pleurisy patient with a sexy secret.
