Saturday, March 22, 2008
How Are We Celebrating Easter This Year?
-- Regretting the Value Sized box of Peeps we just ate.
-- Listening to our mix tapes of favorite Latin masses.
-- Finally legitimizing our furry fetishes with a life-size Easter bunny costume.
-- Dying, rising from dead.
-- Vacuuming up stray plastic grass for three weeks.
-- Baking a ham, and anything else that will hold still long enough for us to shove it in the oven.
-- Proving the literal truth of the Bible by impregnating a virgin.
-- Playing with our The Passion of the Christ action figures.
-- Dipping our wangs in the egg dye.
-- Filling our childrens' Easter baskets with healthy snacks to they'll have a lifetime habit of eating well and hating their parents.
-- Honoring the Lord by watching college basketball.
-- Regretting the Value Sized box of Peeps we just ate.
-- Listening to our mix tapes of favorite Latin masses.
-- Finally legitimizing our furry fetishes with a life-size Easter bunny costume.
-- Dying, rising from dead.
-- Vacuuming up stray plastic grass for three weeks.
-- Baking a ham, and anything else that will hold still long enough for us to shove it in the oven.
-- Proving the literal truth of the Bible by impregnating a virgin.
-- Playing with our The Passion of the Christ action figures.
-- Dipping our wangs in the egg dye.
-- Filling our childrens' Easter baskets with healthy snacks to they'll have a lifetime habit of eating well and hating their parents.
-- Honoring the Lord by watching college basketball.
