Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Helpful Suggestions for Spicing Up CNN's Primary Coverage
-- Add a little image of Godzilla attacking to the map of Indiana.
-- Cover states people actually care about instead.
-- Add questions about embarrassing sexual predilections to the exit polling.
-- Have Jeffrey Toobin go topless.
-- Take a page from American Idol and have Mariah Carey "mentor" the candidates.
-- Take away Larry King's meds.
-- Ratchet up the random shouting and crying factor.
-- Include cameos from the cast of The Hills.
-- Three words: funny hat day.
-- Just start making shit up.
-- Add a little image of Godzilla attacking to the map of Indiana.
-- Cover states people actually care about instead.
-- Add questions about embarrassing sexual predilections to the exit polling.
-- Have Jeffrey Toobin go topless.
-- Take a page from American Idol and have Mariah Carey "mentor" the candidates.
-- Take away Larry King's meds.
-- Ratchet up the random shouting and crying factor.
-- Include cameos from the cast of The Hills.
-- Three words: funny hat day.
-- Just start making shit up.
