Monday, May 26, 2008
What are Americans Memorializing Today?
-- The hard-fought Battle for the Last Case of Coronas.
-- Something grandpa did a long time ago.
-- Not having to head in to the smelting plant today.
-- The annual de-mothballing of the short shorts.
-- Having lived through Speed Racer.
-- That time we barbecued a Ho Ho.
-- Our triumph in Topeka's biggest tan line contest.
-- The short-lived acting career of Nancy Kerrigan.
-- Twenty years of Oprah and Stedman.
-- The all-you-can-eat dessert bar at The Old Country Buffet.
-- Teen sensation Miley Cyrus.
-- The Wassersteins' annual neighborhood key party.
-- Vaguely disliking Shia LaBeouf.
-- The illegal fireworks Uncle Dan stashed in his van.
-- Tom Hanks' service in World War II.
-- The hard-fought Battle for the Last Case of Coronas.
-- Something grandpa did a long time ago.
-- Not having to head in to the smelting plant today.
-- The annual de-mothballing of the short shorts.
-- Having lived through Speed Racer.
-- That time we barbecued a Ho Ho.
-- Our triumph in Topeka's biggest tan line contest.
-- The short-lived acting career of Nancy Kerrigan.
-- Twenty years of Oprah and Stedman.
-- The all-you-can-eat dessert bar at The Old Country Buffet.
-- Teen sensation Miley Cyrus.
-- The Wassersteins' annual neighborhood key party.
-- Vaguely disliking Shia LaBeouf.
-- The illegal fireworks Uncle Dan stashed in his van.
-- Tom Hanks' service in World War II.
