Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Suggestions for Spicing Up the Democratic National Convention
-- Keep offering to fight the states without many delegates.
-- Drop the whole politics angle and just show old episodes of Sex & the City
-- Two words: Foxy Boxing.
-- At the last minute, change the nominee to Charo.
-- Add a live performance from Kenny G.
-- Host guided tours of John McCain's seven houses.
-- Change the party platform to include Topless Tuesdays.
-- Have a donkey and an elephant fight each other on the convention floor.
-- Make Wolf Blitzer perform a series of physical challenges.
-- Hire Simon, Paula, and Randy to provide commentary on the speeches.
-- Keep offering to fight the states without many delegates.
-- Drop the whole politics angle and just show old episodes of Sex & the City
-- Two words: Foxy Boxing.
-- At the last minute, change the nominee to Charo.
-- Add a live performance from Kenny G.
-- Host guided tours of John McCain's seven houses.
-- Change the party platform to include Topless Tuesdays.
-- Have a donkey and an elephant fight each other on the convention floor.
-- Make Wolf Blitzer perform a series of physical challenges.
-- Hire Simon, Paula, and Randy to provide commentary on the speeches.
