Tuesday, February 10, 2009
How Are We Spending Our Valentine's Days?
-- Rinsing, repeating.
-- Rejoicing in the return of the hit Bravo reality series The Millionaire Matchmaker.
-- Making sure the bushes we're hiding in don't shake noticeably.
-- Clarifying our Yaz commercials.
-- Masturbating to The Rachel Maddow Show.
-- Developing early onset diabetes.
-- Crocheting hats.
-- Writing angry letters to match.com.
-- Crushing and snorting candy hearts.
-- Wondering why they never made a Pretty Woman 2: Prettier Woman.
-- Hating the person who bought us the fruit bouquet.
-- Attending a midnight showing of Hotel for Dogs.
-- Rinsing, repeating.
-- Rejoicing in the return of the hit Bravo reality series The Millionaire Matchmaker.
-- Making sure the bushes we're hiding in don't shake noticeably.
-- Clarifying our Yaz commercials.
-- Masturbating to The Rachel Maddow Show.
-- Developing early onset diabetes.
-- Crocheting hats.
-- Writing angry letters to match.com.
-- Crushing and snorting candy hearts.
-- Wondering why they never made a Pretty Woman 2: Prettier Woman.
-- Hating the person who bought us the fruit bouquet.
-- Attending a midnight showing of Hotel for Dogs.
