Tuesday, March 24, 2009
What Are We Giving Up for Lent?
-- Fried cocker spaniel.
-- America's Next Top Model, cycles 5-8, but not 1-4 or 9-12.
-- Little Debbie's chocolate cinnamon ham.
-- That constant feeling of moral superiority.
-- Any knowledge of current events.
-- That one Kardashian whose name we can't remember.
-- Our "associate producer" credit on Gigli.
-- The ability to love.
-- Long evenings masturbating to The Passion of the Christ.
-- Jennifer Aniston's Pity-Os.
-- All the thrills and chills of Nicolas Cage's Knowing.
-- Our fifth grade spelling bee championships.
-- Religion.
-- Fried cocker spaniel.
-- America's Next Top Model, cycles 5-8, but not 1-4 or 9-12.
-- Little Debbie's chocolate cinnamon ham.
-- That constant feeling of moral superiority.
-- Any knowledge of current events.
-- That one Kardashian whose name we can't remember.
-- Our "associate producer" credit on Gigli.
-- The ability to love.
-- Long evenings masturbating to The Passion of the Christ.
-- Jennifer Aniston's Pity-Os.
-- All the thrills and chills of Nicolas Cage's Knowing.
-- Our fifth grade spelling bee championships.
-- Religion.
