Thursday, May 28, 2009
Discarded Objections to Obama's Supreme Court Nominee
-- Doesn't smile enough.
-- Hairstyle is SO1990s Dixie Carter.
-- Background insufficiently hardscrabble.
-- Has taken controversial position on Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act.
-- Asks too many questions.
-- Never thought Seinfeld was funny.
-- Has empathy but lacks telepathy.
-- Refuses to acknowledge that Jessica Simpson is fat.
-- Facebook profile is littered with emoticons.
-- Unable to play shortstop on Supreme Court softball team.
-- Prefers early work of the Beatles.
-- Not as hot as Scalia.
-- Refuses to believe the framers of the Constitution meant to include "right to wear hot pants."
-- Not white enough.
-- Lacks jaunty bow tie.
-- Doesn't smile enough.
-- Hairstyle is SO1990s Dixie Carter.
-- Background insufficiently hardscrabble.
-- Has taken controversial position on Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act.
-- Asks too many questions.
-- Never thought Seinfeld was funny.
-- Has empathy but lacks telepathy.
-- Refuses to acknowledge that Jessica Simpson is fat.
-- Facebook profile is littered with emoticons.
-- Unable to play shortstop on Supreme Court softball team.
-- Prefers early work of the Beatles.
-- Not as hot as Scalia.
-- Refuses to believe the framers of the Constitution meant to include "right to wear hot pants."
-- Not white enough.
-- Lacks jaunty bow tie.
