Thursday, July 30, 2009
How Did We Pass The Time on Our Ten And A Half Hour Flight?
-- Being hectored to place our belongings under the seat in front of us.
-- Bargaining with God.
-- Wishing our Xanax was not in our checked luggage.
-- Rethinking that burrito from the Chili's To Go.
-- Performing deep textual analysis on Us Weekly's Jon & Kate coverage.
-- Restoring seat back to its upright and locked position.
-- Overhearing delightful anecdotes about bass fishing in Georgia.
-- Wondering what clever euphemism for "delay" they'll come up with next.
-- Imagining our fellow passengers dead.
-- Creating delightful origami out of handiwipes.
-- Enjoying our favorite NBC Universal programming on a five-inch screen.
-- Verbally abusing the flight attendants.
-- Making up fun stories about the people illustrated on the safety instruction card.
-- Bartering sexual favors for leftover honey roasted peanuts.
-- Being hectored to place our belongings under the seat in front of us.
-- Bargaining with God.
-- Wishing our Xanax was not in our checked luggage.
-- Rethinking that burrito from the Chili's To Go.
-- Performing deep textual analysis on Us Weekly's Jon & Kate coverage.
-- Restoring seat back to its upright and locked position.
-- Overhearing delightful anecdotes about bass fishing in Georgia.
-- Wondering what clever euphemism for "delay" they'll come up with next.
-- Imagining our fellow passengers dead.
-- Creating delightful origami out of handiwipes.
-- Enjoying our favorite NBC Universal programming on a five-inch screen.
-- Verbally abusing the flight attendants.
-- Making up fun stories about the people illustrated on the safety instruction card.
-- Bartering sexual favors for leftover honey roasted peanuts.
