the ocean

An Actual Conversation I Had This Morning

Lady I Work With: What did you do to yourself?
Me: What?
LIWW: Your leg. What did you do to it?
Me: Uh, I don't know? Did I do something to it?
LIWW: I thought you were limping. Weren't you limping?
Me: I don't think so. Was I?
LIWW: I thought so.
(awkward pause)
Me: Maybe I'm off balance because of my bag?
LIWW: Yeah, maybe.
(awkward pause)
LIWW: I really thought you were limping.