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What Did We Atone For This Year?

-- Leaving our Channukah decorations up until Valentine's Day.
-- Wearing spats.
-- Refusing to believe that Neil Patrick Harris is gay.
-- Sending our African baby back.
-- Having naughty thoughts throughout season premiere of Dance Your Ass Off.
-- Referring to self as "wise Latina."
-- Eating entire bag of fun size Skittles packs.
-- Starting preemptive war.
-- Being Diablo Cody.
-- Limiting the Snuggie to only two fashion colors.
-- Bangs.
-- Writing screenplay to Coyote Ugly.
-- Quitting halfway through term as governor.
-- Not hating Katherine Heigl sufficiently.