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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Rejected Marathon Signs 2010

"It's Certainly Conceivable That You Might Finish!"
"Come On, Katie Holmes Did This, And She Only Has One Normal Eye"
"Jesus is Very Much Interested in the Outcome of this Race"
"You're Drunk Right Now, Aren't You?"
"Try Not to Think About the Permanent Damage You're Probably Doing to Your Body"
"Run Like You Just Committed a Brutal Double Murder"
"I'm Cheating On You"
"I Mean Really, What's the Point?"
"Sorry About That Time I Called You an Asswipe"
"This is a Nice Moment For You, So I'm Going to Let You Have It"
"Want To Maybe Go See The New Katherine Heigl Flick After?"
"You're Killing Me Inside, You Know That"
"There's a Nice Jug of Warm Milk Waiting for You at the Finish!"
"Shouldn't You Ask Yourself Exactly What You're Running From?"

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