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Thursday, November 25, 2010

What Are We Thankful for This Year?

-- Acquittal on manslaughter charges.
-- Having finally caught up with the Kardashians.
-- Amanda Bynes' unretirement.
-- Promotion to night manager at Dress Barn.
-- The KFC Doubledown and the fine cardiac specialists at Illinois Masonic.
-- Anderson Cooper's righteous indignation.
-- Gift subscription to Cat Fancy magazine.
-- All day Law & Order marathon.
-- Pictures of Brett Farve's penis.
-- Oksana Grigorieva's singing career.
-- Insightful life coaching from various cab drivers.
-- Increasingly broad definitions of casual Friday.
-- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon having taught us all how to love.

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