Monday, June 25, 2012
In the "Welcome Back to Work" Department
This morning on the way to work I was hit in the face by a pigeon. A whole flock of them were headed my direction and I tried to duck out of the way, but on the other hand there were lots of people around, so I didn't want to try too hard. It's difficult to maintain your dignity while ducking and covering in the middle of a crowded sidewalk. I will tell you, though, that getting a mouthfull of wing is not exactly more dignified. And now I think I have scabies.
This morning on the way to work I was hit in the face by a pigeon. A whole flock of them were headed my direction and I tried to duck out of the way, but on the other hand there were lots of people around, so I didn't want to try too hard. It's difficult to maintain your dignity while ducking and covering in the middle of a crowded sidewalk. I will tell you, though, that getting a mouthfull of wing is not exactly more dignified. And now I think I have scabies.
